So are the onions in onion rings, but they barely qualify after being fried.

What? No. Cowboy hats are like... Wide-brimmed hats with little dents. Almost like a fedora, but less city, more country. They're called that because cowboys wore them. Cowboys are like shepherds for cows. They don't dress like cows. And besides, only the bulls have horns, right?

You haven't met the ninja turtles yet? You should! They're adorable. [Obviously why anyone would want to meet them.]